05-07-2012, 10:15 PM
tintumon jokes in english
SMALL PTA MEETING:
Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!
Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O
Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!
Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!
Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….
Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!
The black box of the Aeroplane is indestructible .
But why do they not make the Aeroplane of the same material ???
Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ???
Tintumon : Sorry Madam ... I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …
Commerce professor : What is the most important source of finance for starting business ???
Tintumon : Father in law .
Good Finance management :
Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars .
Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday .
Dundumon : How ???
Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-
and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money .
The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow
and he set me free.
Tintumon Rocks ...............................
At the Bus :
Tintumon: Should I buy tickets to My Children ???
Conductor : Yes , Only if they are above 8 .
Tintumon : Thank God , I have Only 6 Children .